- You share your birthday with at least 9 million people in the world.
- Elephants cannot jump, but they can swim 20 miles no sweat.
- A one minute kiss can burn 25-30 calories.

ang lugar ng San Pablo City, Calauan, Nagcarlan at Alaminos at pinapalibutan ng mga extinct volcano...

you burn more calories sleeping, than you do watching television.
apples, not caffeine can wake you up in the morning.
you cant fold any paper in half more than seven times.
a duck's quack doesnt echo, no one knows why.

Japanese DO NOT have small Penises
It has been proven that feathers directly evolved from reptiles' scales. Therefore, birds came after reptiles
Insects shiver when they're cold.

si GMA ay direct descendant ni Lakandula

^
shy akech ahihihihi~

alam niyo ba na ang pinakamatigas na bakal ay gawa sa plastic

na ang U-Turn at Left Turn ay iisa???

pag ang buwrath matagal nang di nakapag change oil eh kaong/gulaman/nata na ang lumalabas... siyet

Termites are affected by music; the termites will eat your house twice as fast if you play them loud music.
hala kayo.

waohahaha!
bawal ba gumawa ng games dito? hehe!

@topic:

Jim Morrison (of the 60's rock group The Doors) was the first rock star to be arrested on stage.

Venus is the only planet that rotates clockwise.
Earthworms have five hearts
The egg came first
Men can read smaller print than women; women can hear better.
MTV first aired at 12:01 AM on August 1, 1981. The first video was 'Video Killed the Radio Star' by The Buggles.

yeah.. yeah.. namimiss ko tuloy ung teacher ko sa psycho laging nagbibigay ng trivia..

pero nabasa ko dati sa FHM.. malilit daw talaga sa mga japanese...
saka aun sa aking.. napapanuod.

ayy siguro ganito.. diba ung sa mga anime from japan..
malalaki ung mata ng mga characters... pero sa totoong buhay.. maliliit naman talga mata ng mga japanese (singkit)

tapos pag nanuod ka naman ng hentai..
malalaki ung anoh ng mga characters na lalake... ibig sabihin sa totoong buhay maliliit din ung anoh ng mga japanese na lalake hahaha!!!

hahahaha.. hindi ata connect. yaeh na...

more useless info:

-Apples, not caffeine, are more effective in waking you up.

-When you sneeze, all your bodily functions stop, even your heart.

-Venus is the only planet that spins clockwise.

-The plastic things at the end of shoelaces are called aglets.

..at hoy francis bailey, tigilan mo muna pagnanasa mo sa humonster collosavaganza c*ck pix, bigotilyo ka pa naman! eto sa mga bigotilyo:

-The King of Hearts is the only king without a moustache!

at ^^Japanese size: i knew a girl once who swears all the Japanese men she's banged have big c*cks, so whatever. i still insisted all the J guys i see on porn have jutay juniors..

potsa usapang etits hapon na tayo ah! hahaha!
ang masama nito mga dude japanese ako!!!

Gwen Stacy and Uncle Ben Parker are the only comic book MAIN CHARACTERS that has not been resurrected.

did you know that......



























your anger is a gift?






hahahahahahahahah

Albert Einstein, Aristotle, Isaac Newton, Hellen Keller, Benjamin Franklin are Left Handers!!!

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part Japanese din ako pero di naman maliit tite ko...

@beef supreme - now you know! hahaha[/quote]

_hello!! alangan namang aminin mo or sabihin mo ditong maliit yang sau, xempre kahit maliit yan, sasabihin mong hindi... kasi public dito!! hahahaha peace

tama na katitian.

* According to a Kinsey survey, 75% of men ejaculate within three minutes of penetration
* Males under the age of forty are typically able to achieve an erection in less than ten seconds
* 0.3% are well enough endowed to fellate themselves (fascinating)
* A typical orgasm lasts from three to ten seconds, with contractions occurring every 0.8 seconds
* Medomalacuphobia: the fear of losing an erection
* There are five calories in a teaspoon of semen (who cares about shit like this?)
* Among primates, man has the largest and thickest penis. In fact, an adult gorilla's penis is only two inches long
* The bonobo chimp holds the record for the quickest mammalian sexual intercourse session at an average of three seconds (I knew a guy who's got that beat)
* A small, flaccid penis generally has a greater percentage increase during erection than a larger flaccid penis (grow-ers vs. show-ers)
* Studies have shown that males become sexually aroused nearly every time they dream
* Studies have also shown that-- for some unknown reason-- the higher the level of education, the more men tend to have wet dreams
* The male fetus is capable of attaining an erection during the last trimester
* Semen contains small amounts of more than thirty substances, including fructose, ascorbic acid, cholesterol, creatine, citric acid, lactic acid, nitrogen, vitamin B12, and various salts and enzymes
* Napoleon's penis was sold to an American urologist for $40,000
* Ithyphallophobia: the fear of seeing, thinking about, or having an erect penis. (Boy, that must suck)
* At age seventy, 73% of men are still potent (Yikes)
* The smallest erect penis on record was one centimeter long (how did they manage to record it, then?)
* Oneirogmophobia: the fear of wet dreams
* The rhinoceros has a penis at least 2 feet long
* The penis of a dragonfly is shaped like a shovel, and has the ability to scoop out a male rival's semen (o_O)
* It takes a spermatozoa one hour to swim seven inches
* A man's testicles increase in size by 50% when he is aroused
* Micropenis is a rare disorder where the afflicted suffers from an unusually small penis, roughly .75 to one inch long... erect
* A man’s penis shrinks not only during cold weather but also from nonsexual excitement, like when his favorite sports team wins
* An unobstructed penis is capable of shooting semen anywhere from 12 to 24 inches (straight down, right?)
* In 1995, Mo Ka Wang, a Chi Kung master in Hong Kong, lifted over 250 pounds two feet off the floor with his erect penis (ten bucks says it was his mother-in-law)
* The initial spurt of ejaculate travels at 28 miles per hour. By way of comparison, the world record for the 100-meter dash is 27.1 miles per hour
* The left testicle usually hangs lower than the right for right-handed men. The opposite is true for lefties (Sergei was right! As in "correct")

pucha,

Katokayo! Research na yan ah... hehehe!

^
ahahah ayos ung
mga trivia ah panalo!
sarap basahin bago matulog

Pinoy "slang" Terms:

AMPAW - Siopao na walang laman
GULUBONG - Goma o gulong na nakapatong sa bubong para di liparin.
MACARTHUR - tawag sa ebak na ni flush na pero bumabalik pa din.
KUYUMAD - nagbibinatang kuto.
TUTCHANG - buhok sa ilong
KALAPANTY - mala kalabasa sa laking panty.
AHITNIT - kalbong hanggang anit.
PUTMUK - mga mukhang sobrang puti na mas maputi pa sa katawan. nasobrahan sa pulbos.
WASU WASU - wala sa ayos na paggawa ng kung anu man.

^SOMETHING TELLS ME YOU JUST MADE UP MORE THAN HALF OF THOSE STUFF.

^
baby pa alang ako tuli nako

@bong: sinabi ko bang kasama ka sa majority? wahahahaha. defensiveeee! joke

Anafranil (clomipramine)

Anafranil is an anti-depressant that causes people to have orgasms every time they yawn. No joke. A 1983 article in the Canadian Journal of Psychiatry found a case of a woman in her twenties who came every time she yawned! She even used it to her advantage: “She found she was able to experience orgasm by deliberate yawning.” This is one drug that had better not be outlawed.

hanap na kayo ng reseta,

Tampal-Puke > Uri ng isda na malapad ang hugis - kamag anak ng flaunder - madame sa gumaca at calaug. come on google it!

HERE'S AN INTERESTING FACT I WANNA SHARE...

LISTENING TO THE INTRO OF KILLRATIO'S "THE PARADE" MAKES MY DICK GROW BIG AND HARD.

AT THE 37 SECOND MARK, WHEN THE DRUMS KICK IN/THE CREEPY CRAWL SLOW PART, ALL MY LOGIC HAVE GONE OUT THE WINDOW AND IF YOU'RE ANYWHERE NEAR MY SIGHT, YOU BEST BACDAFACUP BECAUSE NO MATTER HOW BIG/STRONG/TOUGH YOU ARE, I WILL INFLICT PAIN AND EVENTUALLY MURDER YOU. WORD IS BOND. LOLLLLLL...

SIGNED,
YOU FRIENDLY NEIGHBORHOOD PITBOSS

hahahha! tama ka dyan captain.

Some boring trivia that you might want to know...

[*] Humming birds can fly up to 71 miles per hour
[*] The phrase "rule of thumb" is derived from an old English law which stated that you couldn't beat your wife with anything wider than your thumb
[*] The microwave was invented after a researcher walked by a radar tube and a chocolate bar melted in his pocket
[*] The name for Oz in "The Wizard of Oz" was thought up when the creator, Frank Baum, looked at his filing cabinet and saw A-N, and O-Z, hence "Oz."
[*] The king of hearts is the only king without a moustache on a standard playing card!
[*] Some ribbon worms will eat themselves if they cant find any food!
[*] A crack in a piece of glass travels nearly at the speed of sound! 340 m/s
[*] A lump of pure gold the size of a matchbook can be flattened into a sheet the size of a tennis court
[*] The tongue consists of sixteen muscles
[*] A violin contains about 70 separate pieces of wood!
[*] AR-15's are NOT "Assault Weapons", all assault weapons are capable of fully automatic fire. M-16's are assault rifles, AR-15's are just rifles.
[*] Over 2500 left handed people a year are killed from using products made for right handed people!
[*] if you put all the paperwork it took to make a rolls royce aircraft engine on the plane, it would never take off.
[*] The average human eats 8 spiders in their lifetime at night.
[*] There are no clocks in Las Vegas gambling casinos
[*] The most popular first name in the world is Muhammad
[*] It takes glass one million years to decompose, which means it never wears out and can be recycled an infinite amount of times!
[*] The world's termites outweigh the world's humans 10 to 1!
[*] The name of all the continents end with the same letter that they start with.
[*] Bats always turn left when exiting a cave
[*] In Florida, it is illegal to have a bath while eating an orange
[*] The fear of long words is one of the longest words in the world- Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia
[*] Chocolate chip cookies were made by mistake when the chocolate in the cookie did not melt completly
[*] One gallon of used motor oil can ruin approximately one million gallons of fresh water!
[*] More money is spent on gardening than on any other hobby!
[*] In New Jersey, cabbage can't be sold on Sunday

[*] There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.