here is a list of some famous last words......

1. Pardon me, sir. I did not do it on purpose.
Said by: Queen Marie Antoinette after she accidentally stepped on the foot of her executioner as she went to the guillotine.
2. I can’t sleep
Said by: J. M. Barrie, author of Peter Pan
3. I should never have switched from Scotch to Martinis.
Said by: Humphrey Bogart
4. I am about to — or I am going to — die: either expression is correct.
Said by: Dominique Bouhours, famous French grammarian
5. I live!
Said by: Roman Emperor, as he was being murdered by his own soldiers.

6. Dammit…Don’t you dare ask God to help me.
Said by: Joan Crawford to her housekeeper who began to pray aloud.
7. I am perplexed. Satan Get Out
Said by: Aleister Crowley - famous occultist
8. Now why did I do that?
Said by: General William Erskine, after he jumped from a window in Lisbon, Portugal in 1813.
9. Hey, fellas! How about this for a headline for tomorrow’s paper? ‘French Fries’!
Said by: James French, a convicted murderer, was sentenced to the electric chair. He shouted these words to members of the press who were to witness his execution.

10. Bugger Bognor.
Said by: King George V whose physician had suggested that he relax at his seaside palace in Bognor Regis.
11. It’s stopped.
Said by: Joseph Henry Green, upon checking his own pulse.
12. LSD, 100 micrograms I.M.
Said by: Aldous Huxley (Author) to his wife. She obliged and he was injected twice before his death.
13. You have won, O Galilean
Said by: Emperor Julian, having attempted to reverse the official endorsement of Christianity by the Roman Empire.
14. No, you certainly can’t.
Said by: John F. Kennedy in reply to Nellie Connally, wife of Governor John Connelly, commenting “You certainly can’t say that the people of Dallas haven’t given you a nice welcome, Mr. President.
15. I feel ill. Call the doctors.
Said by: Mao Zedong (Chairman of China)
16. Tomorrow, I shall no longer be here
Said by: Nostradamus
17. Hurry up, you Hoosier bastard, I could kill ten men while you’re fooling around!
Said by: Carl Panzram, serial killer, shortly before he was executed by hanging.
18. Put out the bloody cigarette!!
Said by: Saki, to a fellow officer while in a trench during World War One, for fear the smoke would give away their positions. He was then shot by a German sniper who had heard the remark.
19. Please don’t let me fall.
Said by: Mary Surratt, before being hanged for her part in the conspiracy to assassinate President Lincoln. She was the first woman executed by the United States federal government.
20. Now, now, my good man, this is no time for making enemies.
Said by: Voltaire when asked by a priest to renounce Satan.
21. “Kiss my ass”
said by: John Wayne Gacy Jr.American serial killer.


before you die, just in case you still have the strength and the time...what would be yer last words?

arrghh!!!
or
"Where's my last Joint?"

1. roll it up, light it up, smoke it up, inhale, exhale
2. Im looking for someone like me living in my own world to my own degree
3. everybody must get stoned

what are you lookin at?

eto masarap kainin before you deads

1. oo pero hindi ikaw ang magmamana ng kayamanan
2. Ang totoo ay... ampon kalang, napulot ka lang sa tae ng kalabaw
3. Fuck You!!

tangina mo battlecunt magka aids ka sana.

sino ka?

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you shit!!!

YUNG PSP, CHARGE MO... DADALHIN KO YAN SA IMPYERNO..BKA BORING DUN...

"kunin mo sa lalagyanan ng boxer shorts ung vidoe8 at ipalkalat mo ung scandal na gimnawa namin ni ****! hahahahaha!

" iedit mo muna at baka makit ung muka ko dun! hayaan mo na muka lang niya ang makita..(ubo,ubo,ubo) ung part na humaling na humaling siya sa ratburat ko un ang gawin mong scandal! (sabay lagot ng hininga)

1. omfg
2. that's hot

DOH!!!

I'll be back to haunt your anus

lord kiss my ass arrgh...

"This is one bad day..."

*BURP*

i love you mom..

screw you guys i'm goin home
-southpark (cartman)

D'OH
-the simpsons (homer)

parurusahan kita sa ngalan ng buwan
-sailormoon

maga shigi maga shigi uuuuuyaaaaa~~~
-mga alagad ni puma (shaider)

kuko ni divaaaa~~~
-zenki

eat my shorts

hello

rak en roll...

loldeath

d'oh i hate you world!

"tangna nyo wag nyo ibebenta gamit ko"

"tangna nyo wag nyo ko aahitan"

"aray!"

"ah!.." - kung medyo bigalaan pagkamatay. wala na yung "..ray"

"penge fudgee bar milk flavor...please...thank you nurse..."

pannngggks not dead... sabay taas ng kanang kamay! HAHAHA

mabuhay ang rakistang pazaway na astig na malufeeeeeeeeet!!!
wahahahahahahaha

ilove my wiifey forever

eat my shorts.....

Nurse... BLOWJOB PLSsss arghhhh

stop the drug war